The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

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Donut Media

Month ago

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We love the Fast & Furious movies, but we have to admit they don’t have the best writing. We compiled the dumbest lines from every movie in the franchise and ranked them to determine the cringiest movie in the Fast & Furious universe. Put on your funderwear, this is the D-List!
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Comments
Donut Media
Donut Media Month ago
There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?
Elliot Smith
Elliot Smith 7 hours ago
its called .... its a fucking movie
Juanangel Castillo
Juanangel Castillo 2 days ago
If the Subaru cant do it we’ll need a invisible car
Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez 2 days ago
I don't know i've only seen the first 3 movies
Lakeside motorsports
Lakeside motorsports 2 days ago
@bob cat it wasn't cars... it was 4 speed granny transmissions like the np435
bob cat
bob cat 2 days ago
old cars you would have to push the clutch in then get the car out of gear then let it out and push it in again for it to not grind sometimes ...thats where double clutching cam from....but i dont know way you would want to do that ...makes you slower
Jay Johnson
Jay Johnson Hour ago
Y’all missed “forget about it cuh”
FlixCars
FlixCars 2 hours ago
can i ask why this is the longest episode?
Phucka Yumang
Phucka Yumang 2 hours ago
Vin Diesel on Facebook Live is 11/10 cringe.
MR, Joe Mikey Mercado
MR, Joe Mikey Mercado 4 hours ago
R, I, P, Mr, pAul Walker,, we will miss you,, the best movie ever,, 👍 👍
John Nugent
John Nugent 4 hours ago
The yielding architecture curiously film because circulation happily consist per a maniacal ear. calm, helpless store
Chunky Jason Plays
Chunky Jason Plays 5 hours ago
8:35 16:57 17:50 20:58 23:51 24:39 26:06 Is that a birb?
Elliot Smith
Elliot Smith 7 hours ago
I get its cringe but your both talking like your an expert. everything you state is impossible is very well possible. your trying to sound smart revolving around car related things but your not. money can accomplish any of the things they say . including hacking
Rodney Bitgood
Rodney Bitgood 7 hours ago
If this wasn’t good enough to you why don’t you go over to the creators of the movies and tell them that their crazy high selling movies aren’t perfect enough for a bunch of nerds who would never be able to direct a movie like this and tell them how they should make it perfect with your sh*tty insults. The only people I’ve seen who find a way to criticize to everything. Plenty of things I could criticize about the two losers making this video.
Matt
Matt 7 hours ago
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Kaidin Styles
Kaidin Styles 9 hours ago
Dim owns the car in the building in irl
Memorable Pixels
Memorable Pixels 12 hours ago
actually you can tell a lot about whats goin on in your engine by seeing how the plugs are burned...
Alex Garrood
Alex Garrood 14 hours ago
Can that girl plz stfu
Jeff Henning
Jeff Henning 14 hours ago
"that's why she's spitting" refers to the car sputtering or spitting. The car is missing, due to timing, ignition, or spark... It was the spark. That's why the car was spitting. Actually car talk, something that doesn't happen much in the #1 car movie lmfao it's more like the #1 tuner movie
James Jean
James Jean 15 hours ago
aaaa1
Corn beef
Corn beef 15 hours ago
You look like two failed clones of eddy burback
Jonathan Lyons
Jonathan Lyons 15 hours ago
Whoever is laughing like that in the background needs to be quiet
Mareno Glas
Mareno Glas 17 hours ago
Writing le-mans as lamar is definitely a 10 on the cringe line. And han says sequential transmission but they write normal transmission. Like TF?
XxZephyrxX
XxZephyrxX 18 hours ago
By the way, in case you two didnt know, he was tuning a mustang (tokyo drift, 23:01 ) . Okay, nothing unusual i guess, but... I want to keep myself so bad here... That engine had a nissan skyline cover. So we can guess... If anyone who didnt notice and will hate me for this... That mustang was RB26 swapped. Really.
Sam t
Sam t 18 hours ago
18:46 I think his gesture was more clingy than his sentence
Mage 1
Mage 1 20 hours ago
Lmao "You know Nolan?"
Wael G
Wael G 23 hours ago
Some of those supposed to be funny
Socastee_5.0
Socastee_5.0 Day ago
This is the funniest ducking episode ever 🤣
Dominick quintero
Dominick quintero Day ago
Going back to the "try 5" I personally feel they where all doing "burn outs" so he couldn't drive forward or reverse im not sure they where actually trying to pull him a certain direction cause your right it doesn't make sense for them to all be pulling in their own direction
William Morris
William Morris Day ago
Thunderwear is a concealed carry holster in your crotch area
k k
k k Day ago
this is a really solid upload. you guys, particularly the pump, have some good writing and improv skills
unknown user
unknown user Day ago
“The street always wins” okay bro lmfaoo
Dre Van
Dre Van Day ago
Cant stand these movies, 100% cringe.
C4M_457
C4M_457 Day ago
think this video is more cringe at times 🤣
KhrisKnight
KhrisKnight Day ago
you can tell nobody has kept the writers somewhat in check since the first movie
Alan Gomez
Alan Gomez Day ago
You guys are trying too hard to be simps. Love everything else you do.
Drip Rocky
Drip Rocky Day ago
"the streets allways win" are fighting the light pole? Miss baker's fence? Or maybe little tomy's tree? You are not fighting the literal street 😂
NonZeroSumGame
NonZeroSumGame Day ago
18:55 "Idk what the context is but..." 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
NonZeroSumGame
NonZeroSumGame Day ago
When the video about Cringe is more cringy than the content itself. "Dayum... That's tight" 🤦🏽‍♂️
chakowe
chakowe Day ago
Vin diesel kinda looks like billy corgan as well...
Nico Coombs
Nico Coombs Day ago
Have you ever heard of DEFCON? They demonstrate how to hack cctv cameras and street lights etc. “We know this is impossible” @4:50... well, I’d recommend you look at a few more videos about hacking...
Jorel playz
Jorel playz Day ago
5000hp will be a freaking bomb !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jani Palonen
Jani Palonen Day ago
Love when they say the go kart's sounded like a turbo diesel's and fast forward a little bit and luke evans is describing how a spark plug went bad on his "go kart" 😂
VERY OKAY
VERY OKAY Day ago
The lady in the background is killing me hahahaha. She has a very infectious laugh I like it
viewofascene
viewofascene Day ago
Who tf subtitled this vid 😂
od
od Day ago
If you do this for Hobbs and Shaw, be prepared to do the entire movie.
Craig Prosser
Craig Prosser 2 days ago
I’m fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣
Krishnendu Naskar
Krishnendu Naskar 2 days ago
helix sleep .com, lol, all you are doing is asking peoples to sleep while they work. fkin moneymakers.
Krishnendu Naskar
Krishnendu Naskar 2 days ago
you are gay
Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez 2 days ago
Nitorus is not cigars.
Jay River
Jay River 2 days ago
It’s funny to see how PC culture has changed the way we feel about old lines
Earthnutzz
Earthnutzz 2 days ago
the scooby do one is incredibly bad, a solid 10 imo
FlurryDoesStuff
FlurryDoesStuff 2 days ago
Is it sad that I understand what 'Granny shifting not double clutching like you should' means?
Prfctdrk
Prfctdrk 2 days ago
I mean, if you've driven a stick shift, you'll ruin your transmission if you "granny shift", rather than clutch-shift-clutch. So, that removes the inaccuracies of the line, because most "cringy" lines from F&F movies are semi-inaccurate. All that's left is the delivery? And as they said in this video, it used to be cringy now it's "culture". So I have to go with the colloquialism "cuz" that Brian dropped, rather than Dom's Granny-shifting comment honestly. Anybody else?
Brandon Warren
Brandon Warren 2 days ago
I will never listen to another ep that has that loud, cackling fuckin twit in the background again
omz31
omz31 2 days ago
Soooooo, “I live my life a quarter mile at a time” didn’t make the cut for f&f1?!? That was THEEEEE corniest line in the whole movie....”a quarter mile at a time”?? The hell does that even mean?!? 😂😭🤷🏽‍♂️
Dash8Productions
Dash8Productions 2 days ago
🤣
Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks 2 days ago
Never seen one of the fast and furious, been a car guy for ages tho lmfao
Thom Stackhouse
Thom Stackhouse 2 days ago
Where is "you never had me, you never had your car"???
Matty
Matty 2 days ago
i've always though that something looks odd about that shot that vin diesel says 'the street always wins' like can you tell that he's on a green screen or something made every worse from the bad line and this is coming from an avid fan of the entire franchise
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Randy Trejo
Randy Trejo 3 days ago
I had a dream Vin Diesel helped me move into my dorms freshman year of college.
Kevin
Kevin 3 days ago
I haven't even watched it yet and I commend you for this video. Someone had to make it.
2003evodave
2003evodave 3 days ago
LOL,,,,I see there are 3.4K kids who disagree with your dissing all these idiotic so called car movies. (Which actually more like Saturday morning cartoons)
Christopher Lueckenhoff
Christopher Lueckenhoff 3 days ago
lol yall made it seem like "Granny shifting" and "double clutching" are completely made up terms and not just terms that were used in the wrong context.
Cosmo Martinez
Cosmo Martinez 3 days ago
8:28
morgan sherban
morgan sherban 3 days ago
isnt granny shifting skipping gears
AmamMcMam
AmamMcMam 3 days ago
Hey man he was in my face *I'M IN YOUR FACE!*
Diego Leija
Diego Leija 3 days ago
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Kevin Armstrong
Kevin Armstrong 3 days ago
You guy are awesome but are way off.
Ashley Wilson
Ashley Wilson 3 days ago
I know it's hard work to cram all movies into this list, but honestly you could have filled the entire 32 minutes with quotes from just the first two films, no, in fact just the first film. From "MoTec exhaust system" to "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" oh and the only line that makes me remember that Ja Rule made an appearance "Noooo, Monicaaaaa". The first film had it all. The "Street's closed pizza boy, find another way home... Goddamn streetracers" is another moment that deserves to be on the list. Too many to list man.
Ryan Foltz
Ryan Foltz 3 days ago
"You can have any brew in the house...as long as it's a Corona."
SnipsBBX
SnipsBBX 3 days ago
*I said forget about it cuh*
PS2 - PC - МК
PS2 - PC - МК 3 days ago
this channel is the most hatters to fast and furious series every aspect of movie they want to breakdown what is this if u took all hollywood movies u will find mistakes and unreal thing.
PS2 - PC - МК
PS2 - PC - МК 3 days ago
i want to ask Donut Media why hate so much fast and furious ? where is the problem ? maybe last few movies they dissapointed me but they are amaizing movies in global aspect
Vedat Emre Ciger
Vedat Emre Ciger 3 days ago
the hypersport those exisist but no one wants to rizk getting it destroyed
Ya. Mwisho
Ya. Mwisho 3 days ago
That lady’s laugh in the background warms my cold heart. It’s very genuine.
Tim Deaton
Tim Deaton 3 days ago
I love cars, but I have never been able to watch one of these movies in its entirety. That they have become a cultural phenomenon amazes me.
STYLES: Conejo VS SillyCon
STYLES: Conejo VS SillyCon 3 days ago
Break it down for me
Wlvrtnjm
Wlvrtnjm 3 days ago
#1 "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" No contest.
Wlvrtnjm
Wlvrtnjm 3 days ago
Vin Diesel is the 3rd most popular bald guy in his own franchise.
the zimra
the zimra 4 days ago
only one was good.... tokyo drift... the rest is cringy and painfully childish
Manuel Patterson
Manuel Patterson 4 days ago
Ejecto seato cuz?
Felix Skausig
Felix Skausig 4 days ago
The woman that’s laughing literally has the biggest crush on James
Pliant Impala785
Pliant Impala785 4 days ago
Nah, Ronda Rousey saying "These parties bore me to tears" almost killed me in the cinema god that woman can't act.
Beeza2996
Beeza2996 4 days ago
I must love “cringy” lines because Donut’s pick for 2nd cringiest is my all-time favorite Fast & Furious movie.. I love the franchise as a whole but there’s just something about the OG film!
Khris Buenrostro
Khris Buenrostro 4 days ago
24:00 aint a gallo 24 an actual engine tho?
grifty mc grift
grifty mc grift 4 days ago
Your average stager 4wheel drive tractor is 680 horse ... just as reference ... 5000 horse lol
Majin Rvby
Majin Rvby 4 days ago
Granny shifting not double clutching like you should... Ultimate burn - Dom was saying his car is the equivalent of a 60's Peterbilt ;)
Adam Baldwin
Adam Baldwin 4 days ago
The Fast and The Furious (the first movie) is to car culture what Hackers was to hacker culture. Some purists hate them, but I actually love them because of their cheese. You have to take these movies for what they are, Hollywood fantasies, shut your brain off, and just enjoy.
Nameless Void
Nameless Void 4 days ago
Now lets rate your videos.
Brian Payne
Brian Payne 4 days ago
The first at least 4 (but probably 5), you cop out and just say “yeah, that’s what I was thinking.” What’s the matter, thinking of your own score is too complicated?
Ed Keenan
Ed Keenan 4 days ago
the crew laughing makes this video better 1000%%
manibanndz _
manibanndz _ 4 days ago
Y’all just made me wanna rewatch all these again 😂😂
Poop Newman
Poop Newman 4 days ago
These actors should be paid double for acting their lines with a straight face.
FernoXII
FernoXII 4 days ago
13:17 has to be the best reaction iv ever seen
FernoXII
FernoXII 4 days ago
I love her laugh =D
Emulator Retro
Emulator Retro 4 days ago
If you know fast and furious, b it wasn't an evo. It was an oz rally dressed up.
N M
N M 4 days ago
ha ha ha ha hAaAAaaAAaAAAaaAaAaAAAAAa
BureizuMan
BureizuMan 5 days ago
Doms rx7 is amazing tf are they on
Landen Kamer
Landen Kamer 5 days ago
Why do they hate the 3g eclipse so much😂😂
Rusty
Rusty 5 days ago
My cringy-est line was Puzzy! Because he can't hold up to being crushed between two cars. That's some weak sauce right there cuz!
sav mug
sav mug 5 days ago
Cool, donut media has turned into woke donut media.
Jordan 23
Jordan 23 5 days ago
“It doesn’t matter what’s under the hood it’s about who’s behind the wheel” ok I’m going to go and bet 100,000 that I’ll beat a Bugatti Chiron in a used 10 year old Ford Ka. I’m about to become rich. Edit: I WON! Thank you fast and furious! The person behind the wheel of the Chiron was a rich baby
Frenzy - TLOPO
Frenzy - TLOPO 5 days ago
Bruh the lady low key ruined a lot of money he jokes
TheGshocka
TheGshocka 5 days ago
How did they not mention Vin’s Time to Unleash the Beast line, that’s a 10/10
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