Spooky House: The Worst Halloween Movie Ever

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Danny Gonzalez

29 days ago

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bob8mybobbob
bob8mybobbob 46 minutes ago
So... he’s recording a magic show with his wife, right in the middle he mumbles “I hate children”, then she turns into a Jaguar but he thinks she ran away, and then he randomly finds a jaguar and then keeps it as a pet for eleven years? And then he adopts a kid and she becomes human again and nobody is phased by this?
gydorack
gydorack Hour ago
This sequel to the Prestige is weird
Abbey Cat
Abbey Cat 3 hours ago
I'm not sure why but that movie is very much a cliché and I knew his wife was the jaguar, shadow, the whole time. I don't understand the magician nor his wife or jaguar motives but I suppose that is the thing about movies. Much like dreams, we often don't question them. Except for when you're Danny and you're ready to use 11% of your brain.
Nolan Mabra
Nolan Mabra 3 hours ago
Do the amazing bulk next
Tess Going
Tess Going 4 hours ago
sick humpty dumpty reference dude
Andrew V.
Andrew V. 4 hours ago
gotta love how the plot point of the random lady having a gang of kids steal things was never addressed lmao
Andrew V.
Andrew V. 5 hours ago
I can't believe the Great Zamboni is a Palpatine too what a twist!
yeet me into the sun
yeet me into the sun 7 hours ago
I think i just found my new favorite movie 😃
Nobody Special
Nobody Special 9 hours ago
please watch the movie "a monster in paris" lmaoo
Rohit Masthipur
Rohit Masthipur 9 hours ago
Thats my favorite video! "If your name "STOP" is junior and really handsome raise yourhand
Nobody Special
Nobody Special 9 hours ago
danny!!! watch the movie "flipped."
ri si
ri si 9 hours ago
#neverbeenaorfan
itscayla notkayla
itscayla notkayla 10 hours ago
* sees the thumbnail * Me: * why does this guy look like Alan Rickman while hes zoomed in *
water bottle
water bottle 10 hours ago
My first thought was that he didn't kill his wife and his wife is the burglar boss lady is his wife because he keeps saying may or may not have killed his wife😁
yoski
yoski 12 hours ago
She
Mochi Chan
Mochi Chan 13 hours ago
Where did Dawn Star even go when disappeared, and after that did Zamboni just find a Jaguar walking around and was like: “Oh what a nice little kitty, I’m gonna take you home.”
Emu
Emu 20 hours ago
Wait, why is nobody talking about the coordination it took for Danny to say "Express VPN" at the exact time his lamp changed to red? Like that's a cool thing guys we should mention it Danny. His lamp might be trying to kill him.
Emu
Emu 20 hours ago
Why does Mr. Zamboni look like Professor Snape, that guy from the room, and my uncle Randy put together?
permethes
permethes 21 hour ago
I couldent remember the name of the channel but i did remember that you call your fanbase greg so i searched greg and found your channel.
Kynlee Fuller
Kynlee Fuller Day ago
lol not me having the same name as the goat
sad cat
sad cat Day ago
I honestly think the goat is the wife and I don't know why edit: i was wrong but she was an animal
MyBlock
MyBlock Day ago
I wonder where junior is raising his hand now...
XxHooded NekosxX
XxHooded NekosxX Day ago
I guessed the ending 2 seconds before it happened :D
killus boiii
killus boiii Day ago
idk maybe she disappeared when he said he hated children cause she was planning to tell him she wanted kids???
Sem Wolf
Sem Wolf Day ago
i was like wow thats sad +100 respect for max
Ari A.
Ari A. Day ago
idk the title seems like it'd be a great movie
Ethan Redditt
Ethan Redditt Day ago
To be honest I thought the Jaguar was about to blow up
Respect Fish
Respect Fish Day ago
I love how my name is Max too
RATTLED JD
RATTLED JD Day ago
"Say it now or you'll get a gOoD rIgHt CrOsS-"
hbh Tcr
hbh Tcr Day ago
I like that it’s up to your interpretation in the end :) 10/10 would love to spend 10 years as a Jaguar
Ms. Lollipop
Ms. Lollipop Day ago
The movie showed if u want to watch it urself *The topic was Comedy*
Eriona Derguti
Eriona Derguti Day ago
Because I watch so many movies, I kinda thought the wife would come out if the rocket ship then where that scenes came on I threw my pillow on the wall.
collecting with Logan
collecting with Logan Day ago
12:24 You will feel the full power of the dark side!
Jake K
Jake K Day ago
Finally a kids movie that takes risks and doesn't fucking spoon-feed its audience. A perfect movie to start kids off on before easing them into David Lynch, Charlie Kaufman, etc.
Some Idea
Some Idea Day ago
5:23 is that a cigar or a spliffy aka blunt
Poké GO
Poké GO Day ago
20:17 20:27 I had a great right cross
GeneeInABottle
GeneeInABottle Day ago
Batman made 978 accounts to dislike this video.
ayla chapin
ayla chapin Day ago
Danny: "I don't know...never been an orphan so...fuck yeah👌 Me: .... weird flex... but okey...
Michael McWhorter
Michael McWhorter Day ago
14:32 key word: loved his wife, so he killed his wife after he didnt love her anymore
Aria Secret
Aria Secret Day ago
Max: walks into the spooky house If I were one of the friends: nah fck that. See ya ✌️
• Kenma •
• Kenma • 2 days ago
MY NAMES NOT GREG 👁👄👁
huey helicopter
huey helicopter 2 days ago
That's a spooky meatball
SnowglobeLover 38
SnowglobeLover 38 2 days ago
Hmmmm yes I trust this man who may or may not have killed his wife, has the traits of a psychopath, owns a dangerous animal and utterly hates children with this young child in a large and dangerous house with a large yard with many trees and overgrown grass. Nothing suspicious here.
D Zuke
D Zuke 2 days ago
I think Danny is missing a very important plot point here that helps this movie make a lot more sense: See, it's implied in the beginning that the great Zamboni may have killed his wife. I hope that helps.
BIGFAT_NEWB 2
BIGFAT_NEWB 2 2 days ago
I love how you have a picture of you drinking water on your wall
glitch 67
glitch 67 2 days ago
... thats deep lore
Alondra Cepeda
Alondra Cepeda 2 days ago
the way 4th grade me rented this from BLOCKBUSTER and loved this movie so much that i rented it AGAIN to bring into school and begged my teacher to play it for the class.
Sage
Sage 2 days ago
I really love your channel- but you spend a lot of time looking over the viewers' left shoulder, I'm guessing at yourself in the monitor? Not a huge deal obviously but it can get pretty distracting IMO Otherwise I appreciate the hilarious content bro 🙏
Brother Hogan
Brother Hogan 2 days ago
I remember I saw a behind the scenes of this movie, they where talking about the ending off the movie and how it was only the producer and director who knew about it so they shot all the magic scenes (beginning and ending parts) in one day, and when the movie came out Ben Kingsley walked out of the screening and scalded the director apparently saying “what the fuck was that” and “your insane”, what a rollercoaster of emotions that must of been for everyone lmao.
Madison F.
Madison F. 22 hours ago
😂Holy crap I love that
Lauren Davies
Lauren Davies 2 days ago
Danny needs to make a "can't believe this nah nah nah" song
Sullivan Landy
Sullivan Landy 2 days ago
i legitimately knew the cat was the wife i SWEAR
Olivia Powell
Olivia Powell 2 days ago
If Danny was in this movie it would be so hilarious 🤣
William Klocko
William Klocko 2 days ago
maybe he wanted to kill his wife so he could get the jaguar, which she wouldn't let him get.
ai
ai 2 days ago
Max is peak Gen Z 😂
Józef Poniatowski
Józef Poniatowski 2 days ago
the movie is from this year stevie
Nerd Girl
Nerd Girl 2 days ago
why would he dive head first into a basement that probably has a hard floor? Does he not realize that he will break his neck???
Arthur Braga
Arthur Braga 2 days ago
I haven’t watched you since February when I was at the airport
Smart Alek
Smart Alek 2 days ago
When I was looking through my subscriptions I saw that this was posted 3 weeks ago! I thought it has been waaaaay longer. Damn corona time.
Malia Terrade
Malia Terrade 2 days ago
The great Zabonie looks like Severus Snape
The ballistic Tree
The ballistic Tree 3 days ago
12:20 the mans emperor palpatine
cinnamon_stikz
cinnamon_stikz 3 days ago
lol
Carly Ramos
Carly Ramos 3 days ago
I got the vine reference, and I loved it
Sara Rene
Sara Rene 3 days ago
17:56- LOL! Sounds about right...
Devin Lee
Devin Lee 3 days ago
I bet Danny has a triangular door in his house
Facetious Times
Facetious Times 3 days ago
His wife was the Jaguar lmao wow
Siegmeyer of Catarina
Siegmeyer of Catarina 3 days ago
1:27 Jason FUCKS
Jennifer Hook
Jennifer Hook 3 days ago
Not to be a pain in the ass... but my then-boyfriend had his 2004 Tahoe stolen out of the parking lot of our complex, and they just rode all over town in it, running into other cars and mailboxes and whatnot, and then left it in North Memphis ON FIRE. You know, just cause. At one point the fire was so hot, it MELTED THE METAL TAILGATE OFF THE TRUCK lol Criminals, man...wtf?
Calagastro Is me
Calagastro Is me 3 days ago
I don’t know about you guys but that skeleton dance was the HOTTEST thing I’ve ever seen
joonie babie
joonie babie 3 days ago
Reminder: that was a child dancing
Lord Of Bananas
Lord Of Bananas 3 days ago
You should do a video on the incredible bulk. it sucks
underuined
underuined 3 days ago
can't believe this no no no song
OwlLee
OwlLee 3 days ago
Ok ok so the movie is weird but max is honestly so cute though lmao and like the way he put the bandaid on was adorable
Maya G-L
Maya G-L 3 days ago
I think that his wife was cursed
Alaska
Alaska 3 days ago
24:09 Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS
Vigilante1824
Vigilante1824 3 days ago
Wait who was that strange lady in the begining? Does anything else happen with them?
Hannah Hughes
Hannah Hughes 3 days ago
was dawn star the jaguar or did she just do a trick and switch out again ??
E. Waldorf
E. Waldorf 3 days ago
danny's energy is just immaculate and always makes me feel better
E. Waldorf
E. Waldorf 3 days ago
3:06 3:13 3:36
Wolf_King
Wolf_King 3 days ago
11:14 is when it says great right cross
BackwardsFacedFred
BackwardsFacedFred 3 days ago
7:18 THISSSSS
Brook R
Brook R 3 days ago
To me the worst movie is jack and the cuckoo clock heart
Pink Blossoms
Pink Blossoms 3 days ago
WHY does the great zamboni look like Snape lmao
Jake The glorious leader
Jake The glorious leader 3 days ago
The j was the wife
Zero
Zero 3 days ago
I’ve seen dis it’s pretty bad tho
Poké GO
Poké GO 3 days ago
Its 3 in the morning stop making me laugh!!!
0enone
0enone 3 days ago
i think the whole wife jaguar thing was just that she had disappeared after he said he hated kids, because she wanted them so bad? and then once she heard that he adopted a kid she came back (and like switched places with the jaguar like max did) and was like hey babe im back lol nevermind i just saw the part about the collar what the fuck okay
Amal Abualrahi
Amal Abualrahi 4 days ago
I watched this movie when I was like 10 years old. I thought Americans are aliens or something lol.
Kasey Chasse
Kasey Chasse 4 days ago
I very vaguely remember this movie... weird.
Max Nasume
Max Nasume 4 days ago
You are great and you are dan BUT you also have a boney
Isabelle Chase
Isabelle Chase 4 days ago
The Spooky House AKA Boo Radley's place
Draiman Nebeker
Draiman Nebeker 4 days ago
Everything you need for a good movie: 1. A creepy guy that likes to watch children suffer 2. An orphan that can't stop telling you about it 3. Exploding Wives
Jackie
Jackie 4 days ago
Danny please react to hedgehogs on Netflix. I can honestly say it is one of the worst kids movies i have ever seen. me and my friends couldn't even get through half of it lol
o Cheshire o
o Cheshire o 4 days ago
24:04 *unus annus chanting slowly fades in*
Charley Parsons
Charley Parsons 4 days ago
i was eating while i watched this and it made me want to throw up. i wish i was joking.
ekf5018
ekf5018 4 days ago
I know there's a shit ton of plot holes and really bizarre choices but this movie looks like it would totally be my jam lol I had to check the wikipedia page for it in case there was any further explanation on the plot but only found that apparently it was a top grossing film during its release and won 2 awards, one of which was the Children's Jury award at Chicago International Children's Film Festival where it was unanimously picked as winner (something that's never happened before in the festival's entire 17 years of existing at that point). That's both shocking but kinda nice to hear
Sunimec
Sunimec 4 days ago
Reg
RWS Joker
RWS Joker 4 days ago
yo I didn’t know Justin whang made a movie
TyleR
TyleR 4 days ago
When I see Hentai. THE GREAT ZANBONEY HAS RISEN
Rebecca Britt
Rebecca Britt 4 days ago
When the guy who killed his wife won't let you live with him so you take his advice and give him a great right cross mood it be like that sometimes
Nevaeh Dicaprio
Nevaeh Dicaprio 4 days ago
why does the great zamboni look like snape from harry potter
💚⛓ Saxuka ⛓💜
💚⛓ Saxuka ⛓💜 4 days ago
I know what happened! He said he didnt want children, dawn star wanted that, she was the real magic of the show, so she turned herself into a Jaguar until he got one for her
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