A "Pussy Strike" Only Works If Done Correctly | Chris Rock: Total Blackout

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There are many complex politics to consider when doing a pussy strike. 25 minutes of all-new material from Chris Rock's The Tambourine is now streaming on Chris Rock: Total Blackout, only on Netflix.
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Saraka Fernando
Saraka Fernando 2 days ago
Any madagascar fan's 😂😂😂😂✌️
Bob
Bob 2 days ago
Brooks Brothers delivers. I have a new show idea for you based off of your old show, "Everybody hates Obama." This show you and Obama walk around in public and people lie to Obama telling him he did a good job. Wear a suit you sound like you are talking gibberish or hogwash. Must be the divorce.
Frank Parent
Frank Parent 3 days ago
That's called a toxic relationship. Go find someone else.
Boarlaw Attorneys At Law
Boarlaw Attorneys At Law 5 days ago
Is this a man or woman???
Fatai Ayeloja
Fatai Ayeloja 6 days ago
This man is just spitting fact.. Chris Rock is Legend
keep pressing
keep pressing 6 days ago
Preach 💯
Alan Wang #36
Alan Wang #36 7 days ago
Those are the cold hard facts.
Supreme Official
Supreme Official 8 days ago
His voice reminds me of that zebra(forgot the name) in Madagascar movie.😂
Dramacydal
Dramacydal 8 days ago
Well good to see Chris hasn't changed in all these years. He still isn't funny
Andy Holzinger
Andy Holzinger 10 days ago
Half the county thinks Chris Rock is funny , I'm guessing that's the anti-Semitic side. Cris Rock and SNL support anti-Semitism
Andy Holzinger
Andy Holzinger 10 days ago
Half the county thinks Chris Rock is funny , I'm guessing that's the anti-Semitic side. Cris Rock and SNL support anti-Semitism
Phoenix Phillips
Phoenix Phillips 15 days ago
😩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 # 1:16 🚫😻💯🎯🤣
Narayan Choi
Narayan Choi 17 days ago
Chris rock is a legend and a genius comedian
Big J
Big J 18 days ago
3:06 that lady in front was zoned out and Rock brought her back
Jacqueline Zubieta
Jacqueline Zubieta 18 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sam Wu
Sam Wu 18 days ago
Is that what Gloria did to MotoMoto?
Morgan Davies
Morgan Davies 19 days ago
The start is 100% relatable.
palex starks
palex starks 19 days ago
'Keys to my spaceship" I laughed so loud.....
A One
A One 19 days ago
An anti-body to the pussy Lmao
ogundare Ajani
ogundare Ajani 24 days ago
This ferminine madness can't happen in Nigeria ,I mean pussy strike? What nerves!!
1018miamidrive
1018miamidrive 25 days ago
Rocks genius is his ability to observe what men and women do right or wrong. Then make both genders laugh at ourselves. He’s a intelligent comic, the best comics are that, intelligent.
1018miamidrive
1018miamidrive 25 days ago
Real Spill
The funniest videos !
The funniest videos ! 28 days ago
Chris would make the scariest Pennywise ever!
David Thompson
David Thompson 29 days ago
That lady to the right of the screen looks like she's having an existential crisis at 2:55
Cedric Dlamini
Cedric Dlamini 29 days ago
I would hang a pic of my mom anywhere I want..if she cant stand it then fuck her...that's my mom we talking about.
k Muinde
k Muinde Month ago
A joke but true what he said
Jaden Livian
Jaden Livian Month ago
Yeezy taught me
Jorday Keaton
Jorday Keaton Month ago
Cant stand his voice man never have
DEGOLYER FILMS
DEGOLYER FILMS Month ago
look (liberal you tube app) lets liberals get away with sexual content / material as thery disciminate against republican content / channels 247/ 365
Robert Mccann
Robert Mccann Month ago
I turned it off early he started the show saying he hopes white kids get killed I don’t care what color the kid is there’s no way to say that and make it funny
Captain7484
Captain7484 Month ago
I kinda feel like Chris Rock's writing has gotten lazier. His comedy used to provoke thought in a humorous somewhat provocative manner. Now, he is just being provocative while anchoring the punchlines to stereotypical situations. This makes his routines seem stale and without bite. Personally, his earlier comedy was much better and funnier. I guess, I will just stick with Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle for my comedy fix.
aaryaputra108
aaryaputra108 Month ago
I can't take him seriously as a comedian as he's always smiling throughout his shows.
Vukosi Baloyi
Vukosi Baloyi Month ago
Pussy strike!😂😂
Dragan Petev
Dragan Petev Month ago
He is right though, a man who gets it regularly wants to do stuff for the woman and is willing to forgive and is also understanding a.k.a. WEAK !!!
Joe Blogs
Joe Blogs Month ago
That's good counselling for both parties
TacShooter
TacShooter Month ago
Bottom line: fuck 'em.
Dave Newman
Dave Newman Month ago
Crazy, sounds like Chris Rock but doesn't look like him. What happened?
Frank The Teacher
Frank The Teacher Month ago
What would be of these comedians if they had to create a set without talking about male and female genitalia? Or without saying "f" this and "f" that? Would their stories be funny at all?
Teddy B
Teddy B Month ago
That's true though only a female would get mad at you for being mad at her which is the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life and I've yet to meet one that has a logical explanation for it
Path of Vox
Path of Vox Month ago
This is only funny to those people who's Significant other wasn't replaced with a psy-op handler and had some psycho demon witch spread lies about them to half the town so no one would be interested.. I used to believe in Karma but quite frankly, what's happening to us here is just Pure Evil. Plain and simple, Evil.
blue_pearl_22
blue_pearl_22 Month ago
Not his greatest material or special but I'll take what I can get from him.
The Extant Sri Lankan
The Extant Sri Lankan Month ago
looks like jack nicholsan's joker
Cristoloveanu Nicolae
Cristoloveanu Nicolae Month ago
He’s alright, nothing to shout home about,
Shawn Carter
Shawn Carter Month ago
Hell the moment a girl uses a puss strike is the moment I assume we broke up because a relationship without sex is just a friendship.
SouthWest SunRise
SouthWest SunRise 8 days ago
You should never get a relationshop just to have sex. If you want sex, you should get a hook up. Relationships are about building a family bruh. If you don't want one, you probably should'nt a cuff a chick.
fourbypete
fourbypete Month ago
Eddie Murphy said it best, Ain't no pussy worth 150 million dollars, no pussy. You marry a man with 300 million dollars and the shit don't work out and have to give half, HALF!
Sacramento Cheese Hog
Sacramento Cheese Hog Month ago
It’s crazy he looks amazing for his age man he been doing this mad long
HH
HH Month ago
Dump a woman like that, it's very rare that women are that egotistical and self-centered -- but that's common for men -- many men will wrong you, then they get mad that you have the nerve to get mad at what THEY did
Baking Soda
Baking Soda Month ago
i heard phissy strike
Jonnaah Whitfield
Jonnaah Whitfield Month ago
Wait, ladies we’re still doing petty P strikes?? I thought we reserve that only for TRUE offenses. Well damn I’m doing it all wrong then lol. My man has to strike me from the D when I really misbehave and I try NEVER to do that 🤷🏽‍♀️😂🤣
K Foreman
K Foreman Month ago
I wish I would be in a so called relationship and the female I'm with try to control me with pussy...im definitely not wired that way... 🙄
Coal B2-26
Coal B2-26 Month ago
Guys don't ever tolerate this kind of behaviour from your woman. If this stuff happens go find another fish.
Zane Daewoo
Zane Daewoo Month ago
Simp
Rensune
Rensune Month ago
If you follow this "advice" your Woman WILL cheat on you.
Puyol Ramirez
Puyol Ramirez Month ago
"Treat your dick like Cuba" this guy is brilliant! 🤣🤣
Jon Matrix
Jon Matrix Month ago
Dang. 2013 is when my baby was born. There were definitely limits on the puzzy
Nevor yard
Nevor yard Month ago
"A pussy strike is only effective if you're a committed man" - some guy on youtube.
VRIceblast
VRIceblast Month ago
Sex is suppose to be the most fun 2 people can have, and women are better geared for it, yet, it can be like work, to get women to have it. When something becomes more like work, men will start to avoid it. Will start looking for alternate ways to get what we want, and you might be left out of the equation. The path of least resistance. Men shouldn't feel like they always have to pay for sex in some form or another. It's funny, because most women demonize prostitution, yet, so many basically practice it everyday.
Jewel B
Jewel B Month ago
This is my husband tho *shrugs*
Uga Boga
Uga Boga Month ago
Just... masterbait
Rit Gautam
Rit Gautam Month ago
3:00 That one woman in the front row rethinking all her life choices that led her to the show
Veljko
Veljko Month ago
What other imaginary thing will you take away- My independence, dignity and self respect , hahahaha long gone...
Dennis Gomez
Dennis Gomez Month ago
Or he will fuck someone else. Welcome sidechick
Ivaylo Iontchev
Ivaylo Iontchev Month ago
He's so right. But then even if the pussy strike is done right, a man will cheat. There are other pussies not on strike.
Tee Carter
Tee Carter Month ago
Dem dam antibodies. Its some strong Americans in here tonight. Wives do better at weakening us.
Ashley Rios Rizo
Ashley Rios Rizo Month ago
Lol
Gold Star 1000
Gold Star 1000 Month ago
Pussy strike means Dick opportunities else where !
Theberry foreal
Theberry foreal Month ago
All I thought as soon as I heard his voice *"zebra"*
Ain't it Mane
Ain't it Mane Month ago
Chris always spits facts.
Thualfiqar Al-Hindawi
Thualfiqar Al-Hindawi Month ago
Damm he got old 💙
Light Theory LLC
Light Theory LLC Month ago
This is TRASH TRASH TRASH, SHAME on Netflix and Chris Rock, they are not being Good.. They are not being Muslims
Random Fun
Random Fun Month ago
Noooo, don't teach them! 😂 Traitor
Final Destination* R
Final Destination* R Month ago
Im glad in the comments so many people have good senses. Its like marriage counseling but I havent been married legitimately yet. Im not ready so I enjoy these little pieces of knowledge.
Secrecy
Secrecy Month ago
Solution: fleshlight
Kurt Stergar
Kurt Stergar Month ago
Chris spaceships wouldn't have keys except for the one abbot and castello had.
hippiewrathchildz
hippiewrathchildz Month ago
It is a woman's body and men have no right to make them have sex. And it is a man's body and women have no right to make them go without sex. Women have the choice whether they are the woman their man has sex with but not whether the man is allowed to have sex.
peteroc4
peteroc4 Month ago
Realest shit I heard. My wife be like you won't see Lola this week. I be like I ain't seen her in months. 😂😂
Marawan Hanna
Marawan Hanna Month ago
When she hits you with a "pussy strike" then you should hit her back with the divorce papers.
Erik Lehman
Erik Lehman Month ago
My ex tried to pussy strike every so often, but she was insatiable and didn't flick the bean so she could never last long before she cracked and jumped my bones
Jacob Lape
Jacob Lape Month ago
This special is just chris rock explaining why he got a divorce
Daisy Boafo
Daisy Boafo Month ago
Yooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shoestring Studio
Shoestring Studio Month ago
Pussy strike should be met with dating/gift strike.
Al Sheppard
Al Sheppard Month ago
"Regurly" lol
johnsmith
johnsmith Month ago
Goddam that guy is intelligent and awesome!! hhahahahah!!! Sure miss standup.
Humphrey Obanor
Humphrey Obanor Month ago
He'd make a good Joker
Insanis Stultitia
Insanis Stultitia Month ago
Pussy Strike call in the reservist on stand by.
Native American
Native American Month ago
My wife didn't have to have a pussy strike, she cut that off gradually before I knew it what happened, she withholds money straight up then tries to shame me for wanting money/allowance
Moral Compass
Moral Compass Month ago
The fact this thumbnail is ok with google says alot about demonitization
Mr Man
Mr Man Month ago
I didn't knownthat women really withhold sex. Women be wanting it just as much men, and at times more than men.
Walter Reed Jr
Walter Reed Jr Month ago
Ladies if you keep your man(hubby, bf, fiancee') busy with fucking eating sleeping and working you wont have time to argue about a picture
MOH.A. ADAM
MOH.A. ADAM Month ago
The audience is shit.
MOH.A. ADAM
MOH.A. ADAM Month ago
When you get divorce, you become expert on relationship.
a person on the internet
a person on the internet Month ago
Brooo I agree with this sooo much
hku99
hku99 Month ago
True
Tiny Bruiser
Tiny Bruiser Month ago
U r better single instead those relationships.
lolo_el_cholo morales
lolo_el_cholo morales Month ago
There is no pussy strike lol If she plays like that, imma get some other pussy 😂
Sonata Hellsica
Sonata Hellsica Month ago
here is how to tackle a so called "pussy strike": When she tells you "no sex for x amount of days/weeks/months", ask her if she likes having sex with you. If the answer is yes, "then it it is just as much of a punishment for you as it is for me" If the answer is no, "then what the hell are you doing in this relationship?"
MustWatch Live
MustWatch Live Month ago
He is right the more u give ur sperm away to that one girl the more u become attached to her
DMan 50
DMan 50 Month ago
What other fantasy things you gonna take out my life
Adam Martin
Adam Martin Month ago
So toxic in every way. No thank you, to either party. No sex for either of you psychos.
ron ducedre
ron ducedre Month ago
Mr.Rock still looks young as fuck hes over here looking like a 30 year old man
StripedPants 1
StripedPants 1 Month ago
Sounds the same too tbh.
justoldog
justoldog Month ago
Most guys (and most women) in the audience get this.
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