Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

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The Food Theorists

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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Comments
Rosanna Pansino
Rosanna Pansino Month ago
Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️
Xzander Graves
Xzander Graves 16 hours ago
@that one guy with the voice Yeah but it seems like catholics teach the wrong things but thats just some things that i've heard.
that one guy with the voice
that one guy with the voice 17 hours ago
@Xzander Graves nah I am good Also it's fine, he is the most loved individual in the world cause christianity and catholicism has 3 billion members
Xzander Graves
Xzander Graves 17 hours ago
@that one guy with the voice It's all glory to God. Jesus is not popular now so I just try to do my part fr. God bless Jesus loves you. Got any prayer requests?
that one guy with the voice
that one guy with the voice Day ago
@Xzander Graves ight fair point, it is just odd to see it Odd but good
Xzander Graves
Xzander Graves Day ago
@that one guy with the voice But Jesus should be invited to anything.
Lazygirl
Lazygirl 4 hours ago
Technically Cows are supposed to eat grass not maize and if we used the same maize to feed humans we would have less of a hunger problem. Look it upp there's a cool video on it
Anika Lawyer
Anika Lawyer 8 hours ago
This man that made Flamin Hot Cheetos is a God
Eloy Vega
Eloy Vega 9 hours ago
7:46 Matpat had a beard?
lando dee
lando dee 9 hours ago
Is it is literally correct is it still a theory?
Jahvida Velazquez Gonzalez
Jahvida Velazquez Gonzalez 10 hours ago
i ate the subscribe button and subscribed before i ate it
Eliza Wulf
Eliza Wulf 11 hours ago
There is the issue of Cheetos being a corporate product. If you said cheese puffs, sure...but generally a top tier culinary ingredient needs the chef not to be sued...
Hy Le
Hy Le 11 hours ago
Cow food is good
Sagan Brisebois
Sagan Brisebois 16 hours ago
can we get him to make a corn flake episode?
theFLCLguy
theFLCLguy 19 hours ago
Cheetos plus funyuns equal delicious
Zach Ostroff
Zach Ostroff 20 hours ago
Let’s go MONTIÑEZ!!!
whoofle
whoofle Day ago
So who's gonna put spices on graham crackers and become a billionaire
I'll pick up those balls for you
I'll pick up those balls for you Day ago
I watched a whole video about food I don't like. man I'm bored
Nazgûl
Nazgûl Day ago
Maybe I am a cow
marivee romero
marivee romero Day ago
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Therealfluff 123
Therealfluff 123 Day ago
Believe it or not, I never had cheetos
Nick a thicc
Nick a thicc Day ago
Woooooooooooooooooooooôooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
potato on controller
potato on controller Day ago
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Curly Whrly
Curly Whrly Day ago
How do you drop out of 4th grade
Hamza Shahzad
Hamza Shahzad Day ago
What about cheetos nuddelise
MegaOrwell1984
MegaOrwell1984 Day ago
I love flamin' hot cheetos, even though like most spicy food, it hurts to eat, I can't get enough of it.
Duck At GameStop
Duck At GameStop Day ago
Away
N D
N D Day ago
The Theorists just LOVE blowing our minds...
The cabinet man
The cabinet man 2 days ago
Moo
Noah Buie
Noah Buie 2 days ago
I've been making Hot Cheeto Omelets for years
Chris Or cj
Chris Or cj 2 days ago
I don’t like Cheetos.
Beastymc
Beastymc 2 days ago
sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.
rgoidel
rgoidel 2 days ago
As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.
quelorepario
quelorepario 2 days ago
30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"
Kk kp
Kk kp 2 days ago
I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good
Lacey Fisher
Lacey Fisher 2 days ago
The crunchy ones are better!
...........
........... 2 days ago
CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.
Cooper Riley
Cooper Riley 3 days ago
ok
Cooper Riley
Cooper Riley 3 days ago
cow
Ezee Posse TV
Ezee Posse TV 3 days ago
A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.
T-RexXD225
T-RexXD225 3 days ago
*continues to eat cheetos*
Caboose Productionz
Caboose Productionz 3 days ago
I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now
Big Giraffe
Big Giraffe 3 days ago
Nani 5:45
Big Giraffe
Big Giraffe 3 days ago
Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting
Queen puppy & King kitty
Queen puppy & King kitty 3 days ago
Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this
Queen puppy & King kitty
Queen puppy & King kitty 3 days ago
But great job on the vid!!
Lindsay Wiz
Lindsay Wiz 3 days ago
Then I’m a cow I guess 😐
Danielle
Danielle 3 days ago
Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-
SuperFireTurtle14
SuperFireTurtle14 3 days ago
Do you believe in God? And are you saved? If so go tell someone else and tell them to tell someone else if not then go read the Bible take Jesus as your saver. If you don't want to then well you don't have to....
Mia Genevieve Lefebvre
Mia Genevieve Lefebvre 4 days ago
they did make a mac and cheetos
Master Assassin
Master Assassin 4 days ago
IM A ELITE GODLY JOCK 💯🏈‼️‼️🇹🇹💯🏈🏈
Sunny Days
Sunny Days 4 days ago
sure love Cheetos
The cool kid five Nights at freddys
The cool kid five Nights at freddys 4 days ago
Omgggg
Thommy Jacksona
Thommy Jacksona 4 days ago
Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled
PhantomProductions
PhantomProductions 4 days ago
heck even cheetos sushi
Hailee Seabolt
Hailee Seabolt 4 days ago
Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3
Shelbi Wallace-Nunery
Shelbi Wallace-Nunery 4 days ago
Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy
Sam Hudson
Sam Hudson 4 days ago
Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats
Sam Hudson
Sam Hudson 4 days ago
We are the cattle that the powerful need
Gasper Englemann
Gasper Englemann 5 days ago
The thoughtful break curiosly mate because brick comparably belong than a nondescript bakery. instinctive, spurious advantage
Amanda Bruce
Amanda Bruce 5 days ago
ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food
pastelsnail
pastelsnail 5 days ago
I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh
JV _
JV _ 5 days ago
"Subway bread is cake" Understandable "Pizza with more toppings weigh less" Ok, a little weird tho "Cheetos is cow food" *rethinks life*
JAM Martinez
JAM Martinez 3 days ago
Just another day with MatPat
pastelsnail
pastelsnail 5 days ago
Lol same
Davin Pajuelo
Davin Pajuelo 5 days ago
This has to be the most American moment
AWCY?
AWCY? 5 days ago
So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste
a a
a a 5 days ago
chetos eat mor food
Mac Turner
Mac Turner 5 days ago
Don cheetle. Lol.
HudsonIron
HudsonIron 6 days ago
"Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow
Epic Gamer
Epic Gamer 6 days ago
Mortal you dare call me a cow...
Chloe S
Chloe S 6 days ago
So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!
ryder russell
ryder russell 6 days ago
4:46 look again a bfdi asset
ryder russell
ryder russell 6 days ago
1:17 matpat if you use bfdi assets so much you should make a theory about it
Wabash15
Wabash15 6 days ago
Has anyone seen a video of someone actually eating a tidepod? I could never find one.
Midtoker Marius
Midtoker Marius 6 days ago
Owls Cheeze Doodles is the only cheese snack in the world that actualy taste good.. Cheetos are fucking horrible every single type
Krappy Kaleb
Krappy Kaleb 6 days ago
Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*
Liam De La Portilla
Liam De La Portilla 7 days ago
but theres a cheetah on the bag and not a cow so that would be hard
ouistleplays
ouistleplays 7 days ago
it's fine if it's made for cows, I'm shaped like one
Tim Stoffers
Tim Stoffers 7 days ago
OMG HI ROSANNA
Brovo 01
Brovo 01 7 days ago
Pizza isn’t healthy but its made of cheese,sauce and dough
Ross Hoover
Ross Hoover 7 days ago
the definition of sushi is a bite sized food on a clump of rice so i can put a Cheeto on a thing of rice and call it sushi
Kbye Bleha
Kbye Bleha 7 days ago
moo
Conrad Davis
Conrad Davis 7 days ago
w h a t ? ? ?
PermaFrost
PermaFrost 8 days ago
What mouth does that remind me of... bfdi? No... bfb? No... NO. IT CAN’T BE. THE MEMEING BUT HAPPY FACE. How could you be so diabolical *this is a joke.*
Joy Brock
Joy Brock 8 days ago
There is a Mac and cheese to where you can put some Cheetos non spicy or spicy into normal Mac n cheese any kind your comfortable with I prefer Kraft after the Mac And Cheese is made it Cheetos in or spicy in and you got yourself a extra cheesy or spice Mac and cheese.
Joy Brock
Joy Brock 8 days ago
I love his beginning of every video “Hello Internet Welcome To Food Theory” I love it 😂
Kathy De Gussemé
Kathy De Gussemé 8 days ago
The sweltering bell puzzlingly develop because chard philosophically zip despite a wise answer. tense, serious walk
Franklin Treadwell
Franklin Treadwell 8 days ago
you would think the cheto maskot would be a cow right or am i just werid
Cale Speight
Cale Speight 8 days ago
That's why it tasted like carboard
TheDarkKnightYT
TheDarkKnightYT 8 days ago
is it weird I'm eating hot Cheetos right now
Polli Gonn
Polli Gonn 8 days ago
Are Wotsits and Cheetos the same thing? Except for the fact that Wotsits are C H O N K Y
死神_vivaan
死神_vivaan 8 days ago
fun fact lobsters were so used they were known as the cockroaches of the sea and served in prison
Candyvulture
Candyvulture 8 days ago
Are cheetos the american version of wotsits or different?
Cillian Lennon
Cillian Lennon 8 days ago
You have a wife! 😡
Gard Helgeland-Rossavik
Gard Helgeland-Rossavik 9 days ago
i understand what you are saying but to me it would make more sense internationally if the product type was to become a proper fine dinning ingredient then the brand
Jesse Statler
Jesse Statler 9 days ago
The cow should be their mascot., not some cheetah.
aldo plays roblox
aldo plays roblox 9 days ago
I eat live cow food
René M
René M 9 days ago
love the snack food for idiots. nearly choked on my Diet Coke when I heard it
Edward Lee Miller
Edward Lee Miller 9 days ago
I'm surprised MatPat didn't mention Ramen. How it's 12 cents a pack at the grocery store, but a single serving can set you back $7-$10 when purchased from a street vendor in Japan.
Megan Campbell
Megan Campbell 9 days ago
The Adams Corporation (sing to Hamilton’s “The Adams Administration) How do cheese puffs, a byproduct, Accident of cow feed machines Fried up with some salty sheen Become so popular with us And gain a reputation WELCOME FOLKS, TO THE ADAMS CORPORATION
rased rasel
rased rasel 9 days ago
The homely bugle simultaneously jam because flugelhorn covalently unfasten throughout a hungry expert. miscreant, probable geese
jordan yuen
jordan yuen 9 days ago
I think to make an expensive, high end cheeto, they're going to have to use the most expensive and most organic ingredients. But even if the ingredients are organic, it's not going to be expensive to make. Maybe the process of making a cheeto has to be more refined? I don't know
FudgeMonkeyz69
FudgeMonkeyz69 9 days ago
C H E E T O xQcL
Ash Carso
Ash Carso 9 days ago
im wondering then... do they just give you a packet of cheetle for the chetos mac and cheese?
Why Ohhh
Why Ohhh 9 days ago
I hope they don’t become super fancy because I don’t want to pay 200$ for a bag of Cheetos. XD
memes and balls
memes and balls 9 days ago
I hate cheese puffs any ways
Itz Josiah
Itz Josiah 9 days ago
I tried a burger with hot Cheetos and can confirm is delicious
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