Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

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Ted Nivison

Month ago

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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

Comments
OGGE BRUV
OGGE BRUV Month ago
Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle
Ellington Thomas
Ellington Thomas 16 days ago
This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.
Ryan Beardsleys
Ryan Beardsleys Month ago
@TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply
THEMaNIsWOrTHit
THEMaNIsWOrTHit Month ago
bruh
Dante Damm
Dante Damm Month ago
Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao
TheRosieGhost Gaming
TheRosieGhost Gaming Month ago
Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content
Gaia The Leafwing
Gaia The Leafwing 40 minutes ago
dude your house has the *EXACT* same layout as my grandparent's house
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Giggles 20 hours ago
I hope you washed your hand first!
blVze
blVze 23 hours ago
hi ted how are you today
100Darkspine
100Darkspine Day ago
Sanji Vinsmoke is absolutely reeling at this video
Likeimgoingtoputmyrealname
Likeimgoingtoputmyrealname Day ago
I imagine Ted is very good at cunniligus
Mark Beaks
Mark Beaks 2 days ago
Ted: No video has ever taken me this long, it's 12 AM. Creating The Ultimate Nut Butter: *Food processor noises*
Private_juicy123 4
Private_juicy123 4 2 days ago
You look like mud.consumer
Private_juicy123 4
Private_juicy123 4 2 days ago
@Ted Nivison yes
Ted Nivison
Ted Nivison 2 days ago
Mud consumer looks like me
K.F.Kross
K.F.Kross 2 days ago
12:50 ever heard of Hell's Kitchen, Ted?
David Opp
David Opp 3 days ago
I love that he gets four pounds of tomatoes just to use like half a cup of sauce
Broski Bros
Broski Bros 3 days ago
Actually that hook can act like a dough hook so it comes off easier
Dr. Logic
Dr. Logic 4 days ago
Ted can cook
Native Narrative
Native Narrative 4 days ago
Cool.
lunula Productions
lunula Productions 4 days ago
I loved the moment where ted had a existential crisis due to the fire alarm then ate the pizza, and was like, "oh shit"
Noah Patty
Noah Patty 4 days ago
9:46 me when ever I wash my hands.
Joebama
Joebama 4 days ago
Ted: admits to crime Govt: doesn't do anything because ted is terrifying
Zachary Calleja
Zachary Calleja 4 days ago
He clearly likes it!
Clouded Star
Clouded Star 5 days ago
Actually it’s November today
FatalFear
FatalFear 5 days ago
Ted tall af
Fate Traitor
Fate Traitor 5 days ago
hook bit didnt last long
Classic Karma
Classic Karma 5 days ago
I hope Ted knows that he could’ve just soaked the tomatoes in hot water for a bit and that the skin just peels rights off after that.. Edit: I just got to the part where he found this out lmao
SaltyAifos
SaltyAifos 5 days ago
This man scares me
Vector
Vector 5 days ago
6:07 me to my meat
FunnyBone
FunnyBone 5 days ago
What’s the outro music?
norm
norm 6 days ago
he looks like the type of guy to have a name like Ted
Wicked Chicken
Wicked Chicken 6 days ago
Ted gotta watch iAmMoshow The Cat Rapper.
Jr1Dragonology
Jr1Dragonology 6 days ago
Ted made a pizza as a pirate the same day I told my parents I was a lesbian, what world am I living in.
Gracially Feliciano
Gracially Feliciano 6 days ago
Least it didn't catch fire Edit: just i sent this, the frickin fire alarm started souding
selmioio
selmioio 7 days ago
bruh u look like young robert downey jr
JouJneyArachmach
JouJneyArachmach 7 days ago
u sound like young tom hanks
Remprixv C
Remprixv C 7 days ago
Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌
Kyle H
Kyle H 8 days ago
Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now
miat
miat 8 days ago
forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?
Raphael Trillanes
Raphael Trillanes 8 days ago
Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.
Head of a thousand sheep's wool
Head of a thousand sheep's wool 8 days ago
The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video
The Englishman
The Englishman 8 days ago
I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon
Drunken Sailor
Drunken Sailor 9 days ago
O
Mitaki TM
Mitaki TM 9 days ago
I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.
Netsu Dreams
Netsu Dreams 9 days ago
*me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*
Hello Goodbye
Hello Goodbye 9 days ago
Should have used the dough hook
Maluga Whale
Maluga Whale 9 days ago
Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”
BLindley2k23
BLindley2k23 10 days ago
"No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*
BLindley2k23
BLindley2k23 10 days ago
"He Clearly Likes It!"
Ronan Healey
Ronan Healey 10 days ago
Why does Ted look normal in the costume?
Daniel Lubers
Daniel Lubers 10 days ago
Why u say fuck so much
Remprixv C
Remprixv C 7 days ago
Humor
FallMusic
FallMusic 10 days ago
Please get this man on the great British bakeoff
Claydon Cathorall
Claydon Cathorall 10 days ago
The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo
Mason Knapp
Mason Knapp 10 days ago
Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife
Christopher Doman
Christopher Doman 11 days ago
Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer
NiBBa Lightning
NiBBa Lightning 12 days ago
Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿
N3K0
N3K0 12 days ago
i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-
yellow m&m
yellow m&m 12 days ago
the american version of wilbur
Remprixv C
Remprixv C 7 days ago
IDK
Silent Siege
Silent Siege 12 days ago
I'm getting rum ads now thanks
fish swim
fish swim 13 days ago
gotta love teddy
Motivational Lizard
Motivational Lizard 14 days ago
Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza
FuckSmucker
FuckSmucker 14 days ago
The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters
Orij
Orij 14 days ago
If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.
D’angelo Onfroy
D’angelo Onfroy 15 days ago
Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.
Dawson's Things and stuffs 2
Dawson's Things and stuffs 2 15 days ago
Cram
WilliamOnYT
WilliamOnYT 15 days ago
Are you Ted Nivison?
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3 15 days ago
I’ll take your entire stock
Photography Craze
Photography Craze 15 days ago
also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it
Photography Craze
Photography Craze 15 days ago
sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!
Gabe H
Gabe H 15 days ago
Why does he know william osman
SriFoo
SriFoo 15 days ago
Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.
Ana Cruz
Ana Cruz 15 days ago
Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through
JackTheFlea10
JackTheFlea10 15 days ago
13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn
Kayno _
Kayno _ 16 days ago
Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕
crissy s.
crissy s. 16 days ago
POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok
Amelia Chastain
Amelia Chastain 16 days ago
I’m from TikTok...
Chan _101
Chan _101 16 days ago
i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube
GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN /
GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN / 16 days ago
13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass
eloraz
eloraz 17 days ago
he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts
HCGosling
HCGosling 17 days ago
That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make
MrMs Anime
MrMs Anime 17 days ago
ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife
Victoria Salinas
Victoria Salinas 17 days ago
Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!
3 unskippable ads
3 unskippable ads 17 days ago
"I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*
yami supersleuth
yami supersleuth 17 days ago
Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?
yo hammy
yo hammy 17 days ago
Me with my gf 9:46
Robo Donut
Robo Donut 17 days ago
1:17 ad
Jebus
Jebus 18 days ago
It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it
Honestly_Ally
Honestly_Ally 18 days ago
i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.
saddly
saddly 18 days ago
Hold up. CELERY IN THE SAUCE. YUCK!
luigi77714
luigi77714 19 days ago
You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better
Blubers
Blubers 19 days ago
dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins
kata kankus
kata kankus 19 days ago
watching you make the dough is pain
LLYKNA
LLYKNA 19 days ago
Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180
VeRtOgO 711
VeRtOgO 711 20 days ago
Good job you tube mentioned ya
Lazy Beams
Lazy Beams 20 days ago
@Binging With Babish please
Kingshrimp
Kingshrimp 20 days ago
It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)
Lindsay Schultz
Lindsay Schultz 20 days ago
Best opening ever.
monochromatic _child
monochromatic _child 20 days ago
my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol
BavaDava80
BavaDava80 20 days ago
Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO
Koni Keebi
Koni Keebi 21 day ago
1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already
A_W_EM
A_W_EM 21 day ago
"i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all
Simon Emir Santamaria
Simon Emir Santamaria 21 day ago
yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes
Pyruh
Pyruh 21 day ago
Where's your eyepatch Ted?
sarahwhat
sarahwhat 21 day ago
My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao
noatryy
noatryy 22 days ago
I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.
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